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| The Alien Story... |
Not a soul knows where they are from or why they are here. But everybody knows one thing, they are alive. That's why you people come to this page, to find out the rest. We currently do not have the rest but we still know more than any human being on the face of the earth. Many people have been abducted. Approximently fifty people. Even those who have been abducted do not know as much as we do. We have hired two victims to work on our staff. The first is Coltin Ribbings. Coltin used to be a country boy dedicated to his farm. Then one night the aliens abducted him. He came back one day later as a thug. His father was so mad at him that he immediatly kicked him off the farm. He began living on the streets until we tracked him down. We brought him to the lab and ran tests on him. Right after the tests we hired him. The other victim we hired was the maker of the popular food, Chunky Beef Stew. His name is Matt Farley. He was a normal guy that was going to college at Harding University. Farley had a 3.8 grade point average. He majored in Astronomy. That's another reason we hired him. He now is a bald,paranoid,Frankenstein look alike. We give him medication for his problems. The reason why the aliens are here is because they want to know about their history. Alien technology is not that strong so they have no trace of their ancestors or any thing about their history. We believe that they are related to the aliens from the Roswell incident. We do not know for sure. If you have ever been abducted by an alien, email me. | ||||||||||||||||
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Q. What do space aliens look like? A. Aliens are bug-eyed, furry, compact and look amazingly like the lemur - a marsupial that's related to kangaroos and possums. Q. What do aliens eat? A. Leafy green vegetables that have an oil and vinegar-like dressing built right in. For a change of pace they munch on shrimp. Q. Do aliens have sex like we do? A. Aliens can change their sex from male to female and back at will. They do enjoy sex. And because they are so advanced, they don't have to use condoms or birth control pills to prevent pregnancies. They do that with their minds. Q. Do aliens have families? A. Aliens live in family units that number 25 to 30 people but marriage is unknown. Every alien in a family group shares in the rearing of children. The idea of a mother and father parenting kids is unheard of. Q. Do aliens get sick? How long do they live? A. Aliens rarely get sick. When they do, they have super medicines to eliminate any illness instantly. They live as long as they like, usually choosing to die between 100 and 500 years of age. Q. Do aliens smoke and drink? A. No, but they do have their vices. They love flowers and suck the nectars. They also saturate their bodies in the fragrances of flowers for a good time. Q. What about jobs and salaries? A. All aliens are highly educated and considered valuable in the workplace. They are not salaried. They get food and anything else they need free of charge from community stores. Q. Do aliens have names? A. Aliens respond to sounds that are like musical notes. They don't have names as we do. Q. Do aliens wear clothes? A. They wear spacesuits when traveling through space in their starships. But more often than not they walk around naked, finding it neither unusual nor shameful. Q. Do aliens come to Earth often? Are they here now? A. Aliens have visited Earth throughout history and continue to do so regularly, mostly at night. Q. Do they watch our TV shows? A. They are great fans of television and the movies. They are even thinking about producing a "space soap opera" to familiarize humans with their ideals. Q. Why are aliens so interested in humans? A. They want to help us find happiness and enlightenment. | Q & A About Aliens | ||||||||||||||||
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| About Aliens and UFO's |
About Aliens Aliens. UFOs. Yep. You heard me right. When you hear someone say, "Aliens" you think of, well, aliens. Also, you think of UFOs. There's nothing to be frighted about. Or is there? What is an alien? What do they want? This page tells you what you ever wanted to know about aliens. Maybe even more than you ever wanted. So, enjoy the facts, enjoy the page, enjoy the aliens. About UFOs Now, about UFOs. If you have ever sighted one, you know what one looks like. If you have not, they are mostly little balls of light zig zaging around. The best time to spot one is on a clear night. If you're in the city, or near the city, try your back yard. If you don't have one, try the park. If anyone asks, tell them the truth. If they are normal, they will look up at the sky, or they will wish you luck. Luck. you need luck to spot an UFO. Chances are, you may not see one. But keep trying. Try the moon nights. Full moon may have luck. | ||||||||||||||||
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